Then, I'll Hop A Fence And Get Richard Widmark To Sign My Grapefruit — Or The Reference Even Sookie’s Confused About!

Oookayyyy… does that make sense to someone? Anyone? Man, this one is mysterious! Click here to find out what the hell Lorelai’s talking about.

I was in Richard Widmark's backyard trying to steal a grapefruit, when I realized...

I was stuck in there.

Couldn't get out! What if Widmark gets home? He'll see me! What an idiot.

My only way out is through the house... Maybe I could get him to sign my grapefruit if he's nice enough?
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Hooked yet?

Do you know who Richard Widmark is?

Well, I'll explain.

"Then…